Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What is a table you can eat?

How do you make antifreeze?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?