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A rat tail.
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How much money does a skunk have?
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Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
How do you make a bandstand?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
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