What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
A rat tail.
What is the wealthiest fish?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
How did the toad die?
What do cows like to dance to?
What do you call a silly hill?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
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