What's black and white and red all over?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What's the noisiest food?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?