What part of a fish weighs the most?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What event do spiders love to attend?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What day do hands always go to church?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

What's the difference between people and chickens?