What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?