What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

What do stars celebrate in December?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?