Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Which relative loves rice?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?