My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What's a forklift?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What do you call an exploding monkey?