What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?