I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What job did the corn on the cob get?