What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

Where do German dogs sleep?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?