What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
A copycat.
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
I'm not a bad putter.
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