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What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

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Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

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