Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What do fairies always drink?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What do you call a greedy elf?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

Why were the atoms always hungry?