What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Why is sand so optimistic?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?