What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

Why was the bud so shy?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

Why did the fish blush?

Which family member is always relieved?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?