What's E.T. short for?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?