Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

I broke my finger!

What do you call a silly hill?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?