What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion.
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What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What is a king's favorite weather?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
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