What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion.
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
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