What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

What is the coolest country?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

How do you get straight A's?

What dog never pays attention in class?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

Which dog loves to rob banks?