What's a duck's favorite TV show?
The Feather Forecast.
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
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