What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What nationality are most fish?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

What's the most athletic footwear?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Why was the spider so smart?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

Why don't wolves like fast food?