What insect thinks it's a dog?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What are the strongest days of the week?

Which plant has the best roar?

Why is furniture so generous?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?