What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

Where do cats go on vacation?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What words make the best athletes?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?