What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?