What animal always goes to heaven?
An angelfish.
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
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