What animal always goes to heaven?
An angelfish.
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
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