What animal always goes to heaven?
An angelfish.
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What's the friendliest national park?
What's a henway?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do you call an arctic cow?
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