What's good for both poker and theater?
A full house.
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What's a dog's favorite book?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Where do hands go on vacation?
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