What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

How does a cow do math?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?