Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Which relative loves rice?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?

How do you wash a lamb?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

Which founding father loves to sing?