Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What school subject really rocks?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Where do mice leave their boats?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?