Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Why did the fish blush?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

How do you get kids to do something?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?