Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What is the color of the wind?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?