What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
The ruler.
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
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