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What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

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What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Which musician loves to make chili?

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