Why did the tennis player win her trial?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Where do cows go on vacation?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

What do ducks get after they eat?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

Why did the echo get detention?

What do fish use for glasses?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?