Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Why are baseball games at night?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?