What sport do horses love to play?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?