Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

Shoutout to my grandma!

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What did summer say to spring?

Why did the student always get straight A's?