What might you call waking up in the morning?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?