Why does chewing gum never go bad?
It's always in mint condition.
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Where do chips wear socks?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
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