What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why are bakers so good at math?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Where do actors go to pray?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?