What dog loves to take bubble baths?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?