How do you make a cow float?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?