Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
A dino-sewer.
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
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