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What's a dog's favorite book?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Which plant has the best roar?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What's the coldest vegetable?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What kind of store would a dog own?

How does a squid go into battle?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

How do you get straight A's?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?