Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What do you call an old snowman?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

How do amoebas make calls?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?