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How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What is sand's favorite movie?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

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