What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Which dog belongs in a band?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What's the holiest insect?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?