How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
With a floodlight.
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What do you call two birds in love?
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