Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

What tea do footballers drink?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

Why is the beach so confident?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

How do you get kids to do something?