Why is tennis such a loud sport?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

How does a taco bless the table?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What school subject really rocks?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?