What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What do you call siblings who love math?