What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What sport can waiters play really well?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What do you do when two snails fight?