Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Because it's holy.
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Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Which insect makes the best father?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What's the friendliest pen?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
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