Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Because it's holy.
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
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