Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Because it's holy.
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What do frogs drink in the winter?
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Which bug is related to you?
Why was the broom late for school?
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What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
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