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Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

What type of car do planets buy?

What do you find at the end of everything?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?