How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What do you call a greedy elf?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?