What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Where do polar bears store their money?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

Where do cows go on vacation?

It's allergy season again?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?