What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

Why don't fish play basketball?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

What animal always goes to heaven?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?