Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Why do bees buzz?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

Which hot drink loves golf?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What do you call a handsome runner?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?