Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

I broke my finger!

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

What do you call two birds in love?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Which cats have the best manners?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?