What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

How do fireflies start a race?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?