How often should you make chemistry jokes?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What's a forklift?

Which family member is always relieved?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

How do birds threaten one another?