Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

How do frogs get to work?

What do rich squirrels eat?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?