A book just fell on my head.
I only have myshelf to blame.
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why do elephants have trunks?
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