A book just fell on my head.
I only have myshelf to blame.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
How are mountains able to see?
What is the coolest country?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
It's allergy season again?
What vegetables make the best music?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What kind of music do planets like?
What does the sun drink out of?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
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