A book just fell on my head.
I only have myshelf to blame.
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
How long will dinner be?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
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