A book just fell on my head.
I only have myshelf to blame.
Where was Noah born?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What's the most determined bird?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do jokesters study in college?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
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