Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Where does a camper keep his money?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What birds make average students?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?