What do you call an exploding monkey?

Why was the dog overweight?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

How does a squid go into battle?

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?