Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What is a king's favorite weather?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

When is Dad's bedtime?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?