I used to be addicted to not showering.

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

How does a squid go into battle?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?