What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

Which hot drink loves golf?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What is the color of the wind?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?