How is life like toilet paper?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?