Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Which fly makes films?

What's the loudest sport?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What animal could Noah not trust?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What kind of bird can write?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What snacks always have the best tan?