What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

What insect runs away from everything?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?