Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
He wanted to visit Pluto!
What is sand's favorite movie?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why was the bee sad?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What are you studying in math?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
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