Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
He wanted to visit Pluto!
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do insects learn at school?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
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