Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
He wanted to visit Pluto!
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Can February March?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
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