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Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

Why are cause and effect so close?

Why is sand so optimistic?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?