Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

Why are ghosts always single?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What do minions always put in their salads?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

How does a lion greet other animals?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?