How does a sidewalk address a question?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What tree has the most bark?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What type of birds stay together forever?

When do cows get tired?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What's the difference between people and chickens?