Why was the man stuck at the party?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Which animal will never go bald?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?