What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What do you call a flying police officer?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

Why did summer catch autumn?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?