What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?