Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?