Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What do Scottish toads play?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

Why was the dog overweight?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?