What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?