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What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

What's the opposite of irony?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What is sand's favorite movie?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What time does everyone love to drink?

What do ducks have for lunch?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Why do elephants have trunks?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?