What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Why are trees always so positive?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

What cartoon character loves insects?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.