Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

A book just fell on my head.

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

What vegetables make the best music?

What car does Yoda® drive?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?