What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

What sweet treat never panics?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

What are rental cars called in Spain?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?