What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What animal floats best?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

Why do trees hate going to school?