What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

How does a cow do math?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?