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Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What did the confused bee say?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

Why is sand so optimistic?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?