Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

What do cows always add to their salad?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Why do elephants have trunks?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

What does an evil hen lay?