What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

What kind of ant is good at math?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

Which tree can't stop crying?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?