What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
A right triangle.
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do you call a dog in space?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
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