What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
A right triangle.
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What nationality are most fish?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
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