What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
It was ruff.
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why are cars magic?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
It's Crowded!
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
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