Why are skunks always so depressed?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What do you call a greedy elf?

Which relative loves rice?

What condiment has wings?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What vehicle works the hardest?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?