How can you make 7 even?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What's the most masculine animal?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

What stories are told by basketball players?