Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What's the noisiest food?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?