Why do diners never serve lobster?

What sweet treat never panics?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?