Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What's the richest basketball team?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

How do you wash a lamb?