What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Where do frogs keep their money?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

Why did the frog starve?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What do fish use for glasses?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Where do you take sick ponies?