Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?