What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What do fairies always drink?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What style of music weighs the most?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?