What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What's the opposite of irony?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Why do cows always skip gym class?