Why are ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
Where does the Little Mermaidā¢ļø dream to go on vacation?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger KingĀ®?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
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