Why are ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
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Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What horn never makes a sound?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
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