What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?