Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
She looked fishy.
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What's the perfect job for a cow?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Which family member has tusks?
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