Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
She looked fishy.
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Which family member has tusks?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
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