How long do chickens work?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?